breakfast we got to talking about past home secretaries. Doesn’t everyone?
‘Pass me the home made brain fade marmalade darling!’
We got to talking politics, which we don’t do in company. In the comfort of home, we have a gentle chunter about the state of the world.
‘More home made filled with enough seeds to sow a row 100% organic bread toasted dahling?’
In case you haven’t guessed that was me!
‘Who was that man, we both read his autobiography?’
Oh dear! Puzzled our eyes locked across the table, frowns carving their wicked ways across our brows.
‘I’m sure his first name was
Alan!’
Alan!’
This usually is the first chink into getting it. This time we struggled.
‘Don’t look it up, it will be good exercise for our brains to stretch!’
We flopped in our swanky German recliner chairs, no geriatric paraphanalia here! Our tummies working overtime to digest seeds
and the contents of one turn of a huge quern stone. Our brains pulsing with the open cast mining of information. Idly Looking to see if anyone other than travelzoo, John Lewis, habitat and Ironmongery Direct had sent me a missive. It hit me square between the eyes
‘JOHNSON!’
I said jumping up in excitement, that bit was a fib. I don’t do
jumping, well to be honest that is also a lie because I do on the very rare occasion in yoga, jump to open my legs to do Warrior 2, only if I feel that way out, mind!
jumping, well to be honest that is also a lie because I do on the very rare occasion in yoga, jump to open my legs to do Warrior 2, only if I feel that way out, mind!
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